sages squad ! 💎
My best advice for people new to adulthood: keep emergency food around.
I don’t mean like those prepper type people. I mean keep a granola bar in your purse or backpack. If you have a car, keep a jar of peanuts in there.
This is good for if you miss your bus, or forget your wallet somewhere, or get stuck in traffic. You never know when you are going to feel shaky, and it’s better to have something quick and easy on hand, in case you need it.
Having emergency food around is your best friend. Trust me.
(It’s an especially good idea if you have any kind of food restriction, whether it’s merely being vegetarian or something more complex. You’ll be glad of your muesli bar or whatever when you find yourself somewhere without safe food.)
Asked by Anonymous:
Do you think the decline of religiousness can be linked to the increase in light pollution?
No but I LOVE where your mind is going
I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual
Unintentionally Mysterious Danny
No one in the Justice League/Wayne Industries seems to know much about their colleague Danny Fenton. Every time he opens his mouth, he tends to leave everyone in the vicinity with more questions than answers. That is, until they were put on lockdown.
Daniel J. “Call Me Danny” Fenton was. Odd. An excellent employee. Incredibly bright. But Odd.
That he stood out as Odd in a place like Gotham was notable.
Young women today blaming feminism for the evils of capitalism… i want you to have time to pick berries as well but that’s not on women in the 70s for wanting to have a life independent of their husbands
there’s like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like “Best Heritage Posts” and “Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts” and “So Funny Hellsite Posts” but where’s the shitty posts accounts. where’s the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst
heritage post
come on man
there needs to be a law that says job rejections have to be sent by a person.
they can still copy and paste a template, but the email has to be from someone in the company’s HR department so i know a human being was involved in the process at some point.
i’m so tired of submitting job apps, hearing absolutely nothing from anyone about anything, and then getting an email two months later from noreply @ lolyourefucked.com saying lol and letting me know i am, in fact, fucked.com.
fucked.com has porn on it.

